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Yo mamma is so ugly, she auditioned for Jabba the Hutt and got the part.

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They lactose

2. Why shouldn't nuns chew their fingernails?

It's a bad habit.

3. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.

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4. Pencil and Pen

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5. Math is hard, 15+15 is thirty…

But 16+16 is thirty too

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7. My friend has been strange lately and now he says he's convinced that the Earth is flat!

I see that he's just not a baller anymore.

8. Math is hard

15+15=thirty but 16+16=thirty too

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